Kandahar, Afghanistan pt. 1
May 17th, 2012 @ 11:57 am
Another Kennedy died. Crazy! Those Kennedys are dropping like... well... Kennedys. #FB
May 16th, 2012 @ 12:30 pm
Just saw a guy in a NYC Environmental Protection Dept. truck throw an empty pack of cigarettes out the window. He must be on break. #FB
May 15th, 2012 @ 3:28 pm
I hear I look like a 50's Dad. I think I'd like it. "So u don't want to mow the lawn son? Dad's starting to think u might be a Commie." #FB
May 15th, 2012 @ 11:47 am
Found a new comedy club on the Upper East Side. Does anybody know who books this? http://t.co/J92HCwMe
May 14th, 2012 @ 5:41 pm
Today I saw a meth head chick punch a guy, a super old lady with blood gushing out of her nose and morbidly obese Corgy. I love NY. #fb